I call it “the Bro Code." For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with the Bro Code to score a three-boobed future chick, the only thanks I'll need is. Sophie Houser and Andrea “Andy” Gonzales met at a Girls Who Code summer coding program in when they were in high school. The two teamed up and. 4) A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason. NOTE: If you are a woman .
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The Chick musicmarkup.info - Download as .rtf), PDF File .pdf), Text File .txt) or read online. Bro Code and Chick Code - The Chick CodeIn Barney Stintson's "The Bro Code" there is a point where he references its companion: the almighty Chick Code. THE. BRO. C O D E. As seen on CBS's how i. met your mother. Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn the Bro Code to score a three-boobed future chick, the only.
The essential rule here, is hos over bros, sisters over misters, chicks over dicks. But then there's all this other stuff that is essential to be an awesome chick. Everything you need to know about being a chick, is right here, right now. Now the Full Bro Code in a Pocket Edition, whether you be out at the bar, a bro's party or your favorite sports game we have included all of Barney's Bro Codes in this one app. We are the only app that allows you to share on Facebook, Search through all Bro Codes and even Copy one to paste it into an email or Text Message.
Now a word from the Author. Some call it morality.
Others call it religion. I call it "The Bro Code". For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro? If I'm invited to a Bro's wedding, do I really have to bring a gift?
Can i sleep with a Bro's sister, or mother, or both? Now for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man The Bro Code previously existed only as an oral tradition heh , so i have journeyed the globe to piece together the transcribe the shattered fragments of The Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself double heh.
While not intending to write a "Guide To Being A Bro" if men should treat it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. It is my hope that, with a better understanding of The Bro Code, Bros the world over can put aside their differences and strengthen the bonds of brotherhood.
It is then, and only then, that we might work together as one to accomplish perhaps the most important challenge society faces-getting laid.
The average relationship between a man and a woman lasts 83 days. The relationship between man and his skin lasts a life time and must be nurtured because the skin is the largest and second most important organ a man has. Corollary, a bro with a coat of fur on his back, keeps that thing covered at all times even at resort, pool or beach. Also despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.
If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly they're not that heavy. The reason is Bro-flation. An unreasonable increase in female expectations about how bros should act.
You call a woman the next day, she tells her friends that you called the next day, and soon enough, women everywhere will expect guys to call them the next day. This is more commonly known as "a bachelor party. Exceptions — If the Bros are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator. Reasons — a Cloth pockets are roomier and elastic allowing for a thicker wad of cash. See Article Not even in Europe.
Corollary — A bro also never reveals how many chicks another Bro has banged. Exceptions — Carrying an expensive TV, parallel parking an expensive car and loading an expensive TV on to an expensive car. Paddy's Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Desperation Day February 13th 55 Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a Bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro. However, to avoid Bro-flation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro.
However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity.
If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs. If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs.
If they haven't downloadd drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs.
If they're the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Bro-tection forms a central pillar or, more accurately, a plastic coating for the central pillar of the Bro way of life. Some of which, such as children, can last an entire lifetime. Exception - A Bro is off the hook if a Bro orders a drink with an umbrella in it.
Exception - Dry spell trumps hot streak. He is not expected to be on time, help with luggage, or inquire about his Bro's trip or general well-being. When the group ultimately decides to divide the check, each Bro shall act upset rather that enormously relieved. That way if another Bro is several cars behind, he'll have a better chance of making it through the intersection before the light turns red again. Chicks like to stretch the truth about their age, promiscuity and sometimes, with the help of extensive make-up and structural lingerie, even their body shape.
As such, it is a fair game for Bros to exaggerate reality when asked about their Bro-fession. To commemorate and solidify the unbreakable bond between the Bro and his wingman, it is recommended that before going out, each face the other, place his left hand on the Bro code, raise his right hand, and recite the wingman pledge. The total age of all the three should be less than That's inhuman.
In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker. He can however, ask the Bro to prove it, traditionally in the form of a wager. So if a Bro plans on chugging a six pack, he shall bring a six pack plus at least one can of beer. Such alerts may not be administered verbally. Exception: A Bro may as for directions for a hot chick who seems to know the area.
A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if she also appears lost. A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he himself is not lost at all. Corollary: If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall pull his sunglasses down to get a better look.
If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull them down to get a better look. This is what makes them Bros, not chicks.
He commits to one cohesive footgear plan and sticks with it. No big whoop. Exception: A Bro may participate in karaoke. Exception to exception: No chick songs. If he stays longer than a month, he shall offer to contribute some rent. If he stays longer than two months, he shall steam clean the couch or have it incinerated, whichever is more applicable.